Zimbabwe Absurdity

Some facts (subject to verification):

The Marange diamond fields in the east of Zimbabwe are producing about 160 million dollars of diamonds a month. More is gem quality than first estimated and the fields are proving to be deeper than expected.

Of this about 40 million is realized on the illicit market.

There are 5 major partners – heads of the army, airforce,  police, the Reserve Bank and one other.

Most of the 40 million is going out to eastern banks, as cash.

There is a Russian delegation coming to Zimbabwe this week looking to “buy” votes in the UN General Assembly to get South Ossetia and Abkhazia recognized. Russia is one of the bigger players in the world diamond trade. They are bringing a diamond delegation with them. They might be more successful in Zimbabwe than other African states who have break-away sub-state issues (Sudan, Nigeria etc.).

Talks on the “historic power sharing deal” are going nowhere.

Join the dots.

A customer called in this morning to arrange payment. We agreed that I’d take 12 x 50kg bags of wheat instead of the Zimbabwe dollars. He said to take a closer look at the notes anyway; they were printed on bond paper! Apparently one has to check that they have actually been printed on both sides of the paper.

The power will be off until Monday at least as the utility won’t turn it back on until the trees have been cleared away from one of the supply lines. Fair enough but why didn’t they say so on Monday! Oh, and we had to supply them with  a new isolator too.

We employed a new labourer on Tuesday and for the first time in some years 2 other hopefuls arrived too. We didn’t take them on as things are not looking that good but it’s a change to know that work is in demand. Maybe they’d heard that WFP was halving its food aid to Zim due to a lack of contributions. On the way this morning to pick up the new employee’s belongings we went past a gathering by the road. Oh, he said, when I asked; that’s the government giving out seed maize but not with any fertilizer. I wonder if they will plant it or eat it.

The power has been off now for 4 and half days. The electricity utility has proven itself to be spectacularly useless so this morning I moved the contents of my deep freeze (leaving behind the 5cm of water in the bottom) to the work fridge where it hopefully won’t go off.

It’s not that they don’t know where the fault is, they are just inept and seemingly uninterested to boot. It took them 2 days to get to the fault on a cable at the bottom end of the farm. They fixed it, turned the power on, there was a big bang and 4 ha of grazing went up in smoke. Yesterday it rained so nothing happened (don’t apply for a job in the UK guys) and today they arrived at about 3 p.m. It’s raining again so who knows when they will come back.

I was buying some nitric acid this morning to acidify our irrigation water (it has not been available for a couple of months and we have paid a steep price) and chatting to the manager while I waited for the containers to be filled. The conversation followed the usual course of the disastrous economy and I asked him what he was doing about accepting US dollars. Oh, he said, we just convert it to local dollars for the books. He admitted it was an arbitrary figure. Try reading this he said and passed me a cheque for 64 quintillion dollars. That’s 64,000,000,000,000,000,000. Quite who came up with the “quintillion” or even if it is an accepted word (well MS Word dictionary seems to know it) is anyone’s guess but in Zimbabwe terms it’s worth one US dollar (using a cheque).

The rains have arrived. They are about on time too. There was a storm this afternoon, more noise and wind than rain but still I can appreciate the coolness after a blistering hot start to the month. The crickets are out in force and amazingly so are the frogs. The power is off too so I am typing this by laptop battery, illuminated by LED lanterns consisting of a bank of 24 LEDs powered by a lead acid gel cell. I have 3 of them but I can see that I will have to invest in a couple more. They are not that cheap at $35 each but well worth it; there is nothing more depressing than sitting in the dark wondering when to go to bed. At least when I’m not typing a blog (it will have to wait for some power to be uploaded) I can read. I rely on Terry and Suzanne to keep me in reading material which they source in Botswana and South Africa.  I gave up my subscription to Newsweek some time back as they were all getting stolen so I do appreciate the ones they bring back together with copies of The Economist and the South African Mail & Guardian. My Scientific American, Cross Country (paragliding magazine) and National Geographic still seem to get through.

The serious publications have all been heavy on environmental/energy issues recently. It seems that South Africa’s programme of nuclear development has hit cost overruns and has fallen foul of the political upheavals there. The USA and the UK are also going the nuclear route with the UK also committed to other resources such as wind (they have a lot of it). Here in Zimbabwe we are a bit further behind. Our main source of hydro power is Kariba Dam, built in the 1960s. Shared with Zambia, there is not much further potential for development and for many years now the lake has not been at capacity. Our other main source of power is Wankie thermal station which is built on a colliery of the same name with vast potential but due to disastrous financial “policies” of the current government little maintenance has been done and now it totters along from one breakdown to the next. The rest of our power needs are imported from South Africa and Mozambique but these are restricted by our ability to pay and their own requirements. So we endure numerous load shedding cuts and like now, faults.

Any economic recovery in Zimbabwe will have to include plans for rehabilitating the power supply. Nuclear of course is way too expensive so it’s likely to be more of the same i.e. thermal and hydro. The Zambezi still has plenty of hydro potential and I believe that a number of sites have been surveyed both up and downstream of Kariba. In the 1980’s there was a major campaign on to thwart the go-ahead on construction of a dam in the Mupata Gorge downstream of the Mana Pools National Park. Mana would have been flooded and the conservationists argued that there were better sites to be exploited upstream of Kariba. It was put on hold though I suspect the reasons were financial. Solar power had huge potential in Matabeleland (not for nothing was Bulawayo nicknamed “skies” by the locals) but of course the technology is still expensive and not that efficient. So for the meantime we will continue to burn coal and contribute to global warming. Sometimes I’m glad I don’t have children; I don’t think I could ask them to inherit this mess.