One of the larger and newer buildings in Harare is the National Social Security (pronounced NaSSA) building. It was built in the Zim dollar days so they were making a fair bit of money then. This was not difficult given that it is compulsory to give 3% of the labour force’s salary, matched by 3% from the company, in one’s employ to NSSA on a monthly basis and in those days we had a reasonably robust economy. So given the vastly reduced income base now that there is some 90% unemployment in the country, one could forgive NSSA being overly keen to ensure that dues are paid. But I was more than a little annoyed last week to get a phone call from one of the NSSA inspectors requesting to see the wage returns.
“Is that Mr Roberts? This is Brian from NSSA, I need to inspect your returns”.
“But I had an audit last year in December, why do you want to see them again?”
“We are doing them every 3 months. When will you be back in the office?”
I said that he would just have to wait the 2 hours or so that I was going to be in town.
On getting back to the office I produced the required documentation.
“Why are you doing inspections every 3 months?”
“It’s our policy” (meaning there is nothing I can do about it).
“Why not do it every 6 months or a year and save on time, travel and costs?”
“You will have to ask my superiors that”.
This was a blind ally so I tried a bit of information gathering instead.
“How many of you do this in Harare?”
“20”
“And do you do anything else?”
“No, this is what we do”
This sounded like a job from hell so I persisted; “How many customers do you have to see a day?”
“Oh, about 10 to 15”
“And how long have you been doing this?”
“Two years” and Brian rolled his eyes.
I was beginning to quite like this guy despite the annoyance I felt at the incredible waste of resources used in the quarterly visits. NSSA does actually pay out pensions to retired and widowed people so I guess it does fill a function. Fortunately as I am over 50 I am exempt from having to pay dues. In the past some high-profile politically “connected” farmers have point-blank refused to pay the dues and so far as I know were never brought to book. I should have put this to Brian but I had other more pressing issues to deal with.
“So I guess I will see you or a colleague in another 3 months time to look at another 3 pieces of paper”.
“Yes”, he replied, giving me a wan smile and clumped down the stairs on his way to another appointment.
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22 04 2013One of the larger and newer buildings in Harare is the National Social Security (pronounced NaSSA) building. It was built in the Zim dollar days so they were making a fair bit of money then. This was not difficult given that it is compulsory to give 3% of the labour force’s salary, matched by 3% from the company, in one’s employ to NSSA on a monthly basis and in those days we had a reasonably robust economy. So given the vastly reduced income base now that there is some 90% unemployment in the country, one could forgive NSSA being overly keen to ensure that dues are paid. But I was more than a little annoyed last week to get a phone call from one of the NSSA inspectors requesting to see the wage returns.
“Is that Mr Roberts? This is Brian from NSSA, I need to inspect your returns”.
“But I had an audit last year in December, why do you want to see them again?”
“We are doing them every 3 months. When will you be back in the office?”
I said that he would just have to wait the 2 hours or so that I was going to be in town.
On getting back to the office I produced the required documentation.
“Why are you doing inspections every 3 months?”
“It’s our policy” (meaning there is nothing I can do about it).
“Why not do it every 6 months or a year and save on time, travel and costs?”
“You will have to ask my superiors that”.
This was a blind ally so I tried a bit of information gathering instead.
“How many of you do this in Harare?”
“20”
“And do you do anything else?”
“No, this is what we do”
This sounded like a job from hell so I persisted; “How many customers do you have to see a day?”
“Oh, about 10 to 15”
“And how long have you been doing this?”
“Two years” and Brian rolled his eyes.
I was beginning to quite like this guy despite the annoyance I felt at the incredible waste of resources used in the quarterly visits. NSSA does actually pay out pensions to retired and widowed people so I guess it does fill a function. Fortunately as I am over 50 I am exempt from having to pay dues. In the past some high-profile politically “connected” farmers have point-blank refused to pay the dues and so far as I know were never brought to book. I should have put this to Brian but I had other more pressing issues to deal with.
“So I guess I will see you or a colleague in another 3 months time to look at another 3 pieces of paper”.
“Yes”, he replied, giving me a wan smile and clumped down the stairs on his way to another appointment.
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