Shades of déja vu

6 12 2011

It’s been a while since I deposited cheques into my bank account; they have rather fallen into disuse since the demise of the Zimbabwe dollar. Nowadays we deal almost entirely in cash and bank transfers.

“You cannot deposit both those cheques on one day” the teller said.

I took a deep breath, “Why not?”

“Because they would add up to more than $500 dollars” she replied. “And the are both from the same drawer”.

We’d last been to this territory in the Zim dollar days when they were trying to limit the amount people could pay into accounts and thus by devious means change it into real money. This could not be the case here. It WAS real money!

“Oh. Well can’t you just put them through on different days?” I asked.

“Yes, but you will have to make out another deposit slip and anyway, you have missed today’s deadline so the first one can only be entered tomorrow”.

I inwardly surrended to the absurdity of it all; I just did not have the energy to argue which would have been futile anyway. I filled in the extra form, signed off the changes on the original, handed over the two cheques and went to the swimming pool to burn off the irritation.

 





Nature of the beast

3 02 2009

It made it a little easier after the breakdown on the road to come back to a house that was actually lit up after another 4 day power cut. I dread storms. This one had come through on Thursday and had hit with some force; 20mm of rain in 15 minutes and wind to match. The power lines behind my office had been arcing onto each other but amazingly did not burn through but somewhere else a tree had come down or so I presumed. Anyway, I did get to hear the news before going to sleep and I heard “As Robert Mugabe prepares to share power…” – some chance. After 28 years holding total control he is now going to share? “… SADCC countries are wondering whether to appeal for a complete lifting of sanctions which will make life easier for Zimbabwe’s people” the newsreader continued. I have harped on about this elsewhere and it’s worth repeating; the sanctions are targeted against the ruling party elite and their cronies. A quick trip into town will show that sanctions have little or no effect on the majority of people. Want a Benz? No problem sir! Imported double door fridge with in-the-door ice-maker? Certainly madam! The current financial mess is entirely of the ruling party’s doing.

Also on Thursday there was a budget (we seem to have budgets presented several times a year here). This one was a little different because it was presented in US dollars, probably because no-one understands the words required for the equivalent in local dollars. An uncommon amount of common sense was shown and essentially everyone is allowed to trade in US dollars or any other currency now. This had one of my customers all cock-a-hoop and amazingly optimistic. He seemed to think that it was all but over now and we would see the long promised “turnaround” in six months or so. And yes for a moment I was caught up in his infectious mood. But it still does not answer the question about where the cash is going to come from. We are still a nation of traders and it is going to take a massive cash injection to get us back on our feet. This might be bad timing given what’s going on in the financial world. Yes, he was right on a number of concerns; the money traders will be looking for work, those “farmers” who were benefitting from fuel and fertilizer handouts are unlikely to have much to trade (one was trying to sell him 10t of urea and did not even know what it was for) but we have a very, very long way to go. Forgive me for being sceptical but we have promised this all before.

Austin at the gym is a fairly reliable fellow when it comes to the economic barometer; as well as being a sports doctor he likes to keep abreast of what is going on and the nature of his business keeps him in touch with a lot of opinions. Chatting to him yesterday brought me “up to speed”. Apparently the price for dealing in real money is that we all have to open an FCA (foreign currency account) at the bank and deposit all our takings there. Right. In the past the government has plundered these FCAs regularly and there are still companies owed millions of US dollars – the money is in the account but somehow they just cannot get hold of it. A large proportion of our budget will be funded by a revised Customs and Excise Act. Do they think that the customs officials at the various borders who have been pocketing some R1000 (about $100) a day will now enforce all the necessary duties so that maybe, just maybe, they will get a cheque from the government for say $200 at the end of the day? The list goes on and on – all the incredible lack of forethought that we have come to expect from this government. It gets better though. The MDC with whom ZANU-PF are supposed to be sharing power (it must come about within the next 8 weeks in order for international funds to be released) are supposed to be getting control of the finance ministry and as far as they are concerned this is all just a bit of paper which they may choose to use, adapt or tear up as they see fit! So don’t hold your breath anyone…

Business has picked up quite considerably for me over the past week. Whether this is some sort of optimism in the future I am not sure but it does raise a bit of an issue for me. I will have to spend money that I don’t have in the business for the input costs and to replace worn out equipment. Will I get it back? If this is really a light at the end of the tunnel I don’t mind doing it but is it?





Squirrel syndrome

6 08 2008

It’s common to most Zimbabweans; squirrel syndrome. After all you just never know when that completely useless, non-functioning old shock absorber from a car that ceased to be made 25 years ago might become useful again! So I was not at all surprised to see a woman at the checkout counter of a supermarket with a very large bag of old coins that had become useful legal tender again after some, oh, four years or so. She and the teller had counted out a good 500 dollars and were still going strong. Hey, it had face value again which means it was worth 5,000,000,000,000 of the old notes which are also still legal tender.

The new notes are out and I have actually seen some though the bank had run out of everything this afternoon so I had to check some out at a local cafe. They are real money too, not these Bearer Cheques that we have had to put up with for so long. The biggest note is $500 which makes it, oh what the hell, you add the 10 zeros of the old denomination! There are even some coins too. One of them, I forget the denomination, has the head of a Cape buffalo on it though it looks more like a cow with big horns. Well, somebody must have had an awful lot of faith to go to this expense (ok, ok, somebody made a lot of money too). Me? I give it three months at the outside to become worthless again.